Lemon Stand

versacefag:

"I don’t eat ass"

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"but I’m rich"

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(via reddeadredundant)

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

(via reddeadredundant)

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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(Source: hella-extraordinary, via dutchster)

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(Source: precumming, via glob-off)

wonclerful:

trying to be a normal teenager like 

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(via queenunderworld)

vanillish:

when someone comes to the right placeimage

(via queenunderworld)

liquidglue:

"hey beyonce what’s that behind ur ear"

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(via belledudette)

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

(via panic-at-the-exsam-idkthisshit)