January 2012
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
God Answers.
Me: I feel so ugly, fat, and worthless..
God: You're beautiful, the perfect size, and you mean everything to me.
Me: I'm just so worried, and I can't sleep.. I'm exhausted.
God: Give me all your problems, and I will give you rest.
Me: I'm dirty, rotten, and I'll never be able to fix my mistakes.
God: I forgive you, I accept you. Come, I will give you freedom from your past!
Me: I can't do this anymore! My heart is broken.. I give up.
God: Hand me every piece of your heart, and I promise I will fix it.
Me: Nobody ever notices me.. I just wish someone cared.
God: I notice everything, and nobody will ever care about you like I do.
Me: Nobody loves me, and they never will!
God: I died for you, and have loved you with an everlasting love.
clungetastic:
omg i want to use this for everything
what do you call a laptop that can sing?
a dell
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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
your dog just died
black people
I wonder if people notice I always take off other...
When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times
epic-humor:
EDWARD CULLEN...
magicandtimetravel:
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about...
Fighting:
How white people fight:
How spanish people fight:
How BLACK people fight:
How ASIANS fight:
Biggest lie a celebrity says:
“I would date a fan”
When your teachers attitude suddenly change when...
Reblog if you're spending New Years at home... on...
l-e-thelosersexcel:
avi0o0olaa:
lol We swaggin’
WTF is One Direction....
Watching a movie with your friend
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
“Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?”
I need to start working out..
Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!”
Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!”
When you go back to school , look around , and...
kevinsweatshirt:
annajoan:
That Ray gif.
To My Dearest Forsaken: To ring in the New Year, I... →
boywithadragonsegg:
January (The New Year Began):
February (Valentines Day):
March (The Month of My One Year Anniversary With My Boyfriend):
April (The Month I Discovered Dr. Who):
May (The Month School Ended):
June (The Month Of My Birthday):
July (The Month Work Sucked Ass):
…
Not mine but it’s freakin’ awesome
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
ilove-spongebob:
virtualanomoly:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
Parents: "Will you ever stop using that computer?"
When someone you hate just been embarrassed in... →
totally-relatable:
You’re like:
Once you've joined Tumblr..
samanthalouiselaybourne:
